You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

My names Amber. I like penguins, food, and cats.

mommy:

How to twerk: Step 1 - reconsider.

Posted 1 day ago With 1,619 notes

14inches:

((((((((this is a website))))))))))

((((((((((stop taking everything seriously))))))))

((((((stop caring about follower count))))))

(((((((((((((unfollow people if you dont like them)))))))))))))

(((((((((don’t whine if someone deletes your comment)))))))

((((((dont b an asshole and send hate))))))

((((website))))

(((((((((supposed 2 b fun)))))))

((((((((((((stop))))))))))))

Posted 1 day ago With 118,572 notes

therealalexbertie:

myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

For Jake. 

Posted 2 days ago With 66,946 notes

faeirytale:

goal in life: to get a good one word url

Posted 2 days ago With 15,357 notes

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

Posted 3 days ago With 328,801 notes

poetic:

If I text you and you don’t respond,  no matter how much I like you, I won’t text you a second time in fear of annoying you.

Posted 3 days ago With 107,593 notes

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

Posted 3 days ago With 154,408 notes