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My names Amber. I like penguins, food, and cats.

clitorito:

The last one

theunbreakablev0w:

fake-n-bake:

I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials 

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jerryspringers:

I ALMOST DIED BTW

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

Posted 3 days ago With 515,483 notes

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

nerdymelly:

Do you ever wonder what could have been? Because I do all the time.

Posted 3 days ago With 81,004 notes